"I'm alive anyway..."

And The Depressed Fairy was singing " Totul e de decor... Sa traiesc e sa mor/ Dati-mi un topor..."
She was in a bus to that "wonderfully" fucked up place called Pipera. The witch was waiting there, in the black suitcase, already in a pipera closet.
After almost 30 minutes, the bus stopped somewhere. The Fairy took another bus. And after this one stopped somewhere else, she took another bus. This bus stopped at the end of a forest.
In the bus stop there were some hungry, tail-wagging doggies, really happy to have guests.
"Oh...is it really her?! The Depressed Fairy that goes to work by bus/ subway, eats small children and barks at the moon? We have a god damn trendy moon here in Pipera! Bark with us sister!"
" Some other time, pal!" She grinned to the doggies. And the doggies grinned back and started following her.
A light wind was poetically going through the Pipera bushes and poetically drying the doggies ' tongues.
And the doggies were singing to The Depressed Fairy:
" How many roads must a dog walk down / Before you call him a dog? / Yes, how many bushes must a dog sniff every day / Before you call him a dog ? / The answer my friend is tongue in the wind/ The answer is tongue in the wind..."
After a while they got bored and stopped following her.
After a while she received a phone call. She was late. And the witch wouldn't come out of the closet without her.
Finally she arrived at the address she was told to but... no sign of party people. She "rang the bell" and ...
" Who is it ?"
" I came for the party . I'm the witch...."
" What party?! "
" You know...the party with the good fairies and the party pooper witch..."
And all of a sudden a pack of dogs appeared running and barking towards The Depressed Fairy.
" Fuck! Please let me in ...just for a second...."
" There 's no god damn party here!!!!"
" Pleeeaaase... There are some dogs running towards me...they seem kinda angry...PLEASE OPEN THIS GOD DAMN GATE!"
" What the fuck do I care?! "
And the dogs were running and barking... barking and running....
" JUST A SECOND, A MINUTE!!!!"
"FUCK OFF!"
And the dogs stopped. She stood still, didn't say a word.
......
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They started wagging their tails and left.
The Depressed Fairy was yellow and a little bit green. She was already thinking of spending the night in the emergency room.
That wasn't the right address. No shit...
So she had to go and free the poor witch who was screaming and jumping around in a closet in Pipera....